Those of you that have been following the Harry Potter series since its release in 1997 may be in for some major withdrawal this week as the final installment of the on-screen version makes its North American debut. As a muggle who has personally experienced the lonesome feeling of closing the back cover of book 7, I sympathize with you and offer condolences in the form of a recipe.
“A recipe?” you ask. Well, not quite a recipe. Project is a more appropriate term, and though it may seem a strange way to fill the impending void in your heart, I firmly believe that candy is the best medicine. This is why I ask you to believe in magic one more time, as we make a chocolate frog together. You’ll need:
- A plastic frog candy mold (mine is from Bulk Barn)
- 1 1/2 cups of chocolate chips
- 12 gold foil wrappers (Bulk Barn again)
- Royal blue bristol board
- 12 chocolate frog cards, printed on cardstock
- 12 gold labels
- Gold pen
- Glue gun
Slowly melt your chocolate in a double boiler, and pour a little bit into each frog mold until the chocolate is level with the top of the mold. Set these aside to chill (you can put them in your refrigerator to speed up the process). Repeat if necessary, until you have 12 frogs.
To print your chocolate frog cards, search online until you find a template that is to your liking, and print 12. If you are the fan that you say you are, you will already know that chocolate frog cards are pentagonal. No exceptions. Make sure that your print-outs are large enough to fit behind your chocolate frogs. This website has links to a few choices, of varying quality.
Trace the pentagon shape from your card onto the blue bristol board. Then trace triangles around your pentagon, so you have a star shape. Cut out 12 star shapes, and decorate the backside with gold pen. Decorate each of your gold stickers with a Honeyduke’s logo.
Wrap each of your chocolate frogs in a gold foil wrapper, and place it into a star package with a chocolate frog card underneath. Fold each of the first 4 triangles into the centre of the package, and squirt a dollop of hot glue on top, and squish down the 5th triangle. I realize that my terminology is quite complex, feel free to ask for clarification.
Stick a label onto each chocolate frog package to cover up the messy glue. Now, crawl into bed, and eat all 12 frogs as you watch Youtube montages of Ron and Hermione on your laptop.
If you are still experiencing withdrawal symptoms after this exercise, experiment with Cockroach Clusters tomorrow.
Side note: my use of terms coined by J.K. Rowling is in no way intended to violate copyright, and is meant solely as an expression of my admiration for her creativity. A chocolate frog by any other name simply would not smell as sweet.